There are a few necessary accessories that will establish you into the Punk subculture.
Here are the ones that come with the Insta Punk Kit:
Spiked Collar - when people ask if it is a dog collar, you must bark at them! Woof Woof! This will scare them, and make you look even meaner!
Spiked bracelet - If a Goth comes too close, threaten to snare your bracelet on their fishnet!
Spiked belt - This isn't a bondage belt. That is for Goths! Spiked belts will free you up seats on the bus or subway.
Chains - Lots of them! Hang them off your pants and around your neck. Makes you look extra tough!
Weird Suspenders - aside from ones connected on bondage pants, which should be attached to the D-rings on the knee area
Skateboard - Think Bart Simpson. Trouble maker. Bad ass. Skateboarding is banned in all cool public places. Be defiant, and chisle
off the anti-skateboarding crap that the city puts up their to protect their goddamn parks. Fuck you, authority!
A punk can never have too many spikes. Punk is about subverting the mainstream by poking it with spikes and is a political comment about the tyranny of the masses against spikes. Or at least, it was.
