What types of movies preps like? What is it that they do for fun? How can the Insta Prep Kit assist you in total mainstream incorporation? I mean, we ARE talking about the vast majority of the population here. THESE are the people responsible for why shitty music is on the radio, why crappy movies do so well, while the good ones die miserably, why the majority of the clothing is so bland and unoffensive.

Television - How would a prep know what the latest in fashion would be without television? TV tells us how to act, what the "cool" things to say are, and what to purchase. I love mass media. It.. creates the masses!

• TRL (Total Request Live) - Carson Daly is your GOD now.
• Friends
• The Real World
• Any tacky reality show on a major network channel
• Will And Grace/Dharma and Greg

Party Games - Preps like to congregate into crowds. Once this occurs, let the mating rituals begin!

• Suck and Blow
• Spin The Bottle
• Truth or Dare
• Pair Up and Pucker Up

Friday Night Activities - Note that all of these activities involve going out into the public. Public scares me. Germs scare me. Preps in large groups at the movie theatre I am in scares me.

• Youth Groups - invade and try to turn it eeeevil.
• Varsity Sporting Event - watch jocks' parents get drunk
• Bowling - Yes, it's OK to put a 'bad word' as your name on the monitor.
• Bonfires - complete with bad music and Abercrombie sweaters
• Watching Movies with Mom and Dad - Go late to an opening night show. Then you won't have to sit near them.
• Actual Shopping at the mall - Major mainstream chains. How commercialistic can it get?
• McDonald's Parking Lots - The Preps tend to congregate around their car (either an SUV or Volkswagon) and feel cool while slurping on a coke.
• Emtpy house - no parents home? Time to get wasted, prep style!
• Dave Mathews Lyrical Dissection - Avoid brain melting.

Literature - For the girls, the Insta Prep offers a subscription to the following magazines that will educate you in the latest of mainstream occurances. Make sure to pay extra attention to the advertisements, and for extra bonus points, cut out the pictures of the boys you find attractive, and draw over them to make them more "alternative" (IE: Making Carson Daly look Gothic with a black marker):

• Teen magazine
• Seventeen magazine
• YM (Young and Modern) magazine
• Cosmopolitan magazine

It has been a long time since I have seen these creatures in the wild, close enough to hear them talk. Although I am very happy of that fact, I must admit, it has made my criticisms weak, and perhaps, out of date. Please email me any observations you have made of what these people do, where they go, etc. etc.

Thank you to the following for your advice:Chrisi